Friday, December 23, 2011

Doing my patriotic duty

His profile on Adam4Adam was pictureless – but he listed his stats as 29 yo 5’10”, 210#, 38W, 48C and a former Marine. And hairy. Well, damn, I’m patriotic.

He and I moved over to Yahoo where he opened his webcam. Shaved head, goatee, and definitely a muscular build. He told me that had been edging for an hour or so, and hadn’t cum in about 4 days. Mr. Marine wanted to know if I could swallow a big load. As if. He mentioned that he’s not gay about six times in our chat – he’s str8, but likes guys swallowing his cum.  Whatever it takes to get you through the day, bud.

He headed over, finding his way to my place and remarking constantly about how nice it is. It’s all about perception – I’m in a good place, don’t get me wrong, but it’s not all that remarkable. What is remarkable – is my throat. He stood in my bedroom, watching the porn he had requested – “something with big dicks” – so I chose Treasure Island Media. Well, shit….they have big dicks!  He commented – “Fuck, that dude is just taking it like a bitch, isn’t he?”  Marines are observant.

With him standing in front of me, I opened his jeans, which dropped to the floor effortlessly. His boxers went with them and his hairy crotch stood in front of me. His balls were nicely sized, his cock deflated – which changed in about 20 seconds with my mouth working it’s magic. He laid back on my bed and got comfortable while I got down on my knees at the foot of the bed and sucked his cock.

Mr. Marine was a moaner and a thrasher. I should have taken a picture of my bed by the time he left – from a blowjob he had managed to get the entire thing unmade. Pretty hot, actually. Anyway, he told me to suck his balls, which appeared to be super sensitive based on my hand manipulations. I started to play with his taint while sucking on his balls which made him thrash. Taking matters into my own tongue, I threw his legs in the air and dove face first into his ass. It was clean, opened up like a “bitch” (!) and he moaned “fuck! Fuck! Fuck!” as I easily got my tongue in his ass. After about a minute he realized it was gay to have his ass eaten by a faggot, so he pushed me down on his cock.

I spent the next 15 minutes edging him, with him getting on his feet to fuck my face, “I’m gonna make you choke, faggot…” (Again, as if. He had a 7” cock. It takes at least 9” or remarkable girth to make me choke.) him laying back on the bed, asking me if I was ready for his cum (I enjoy keeping a guy on the edge for a while….) and a few more enjoyable moments in his hairy ass….and him remarking, “Fuck, you’ve got a big cock. You must tear bitches up.” It was all quite enjoyable and I was finally ready to make him cum. I knew exactly what I was going to do.

Without manual manipulation I went down on him….deep throating….sucking, hard. He began to pant, “Fucker, you’re gonna choke on my cum…..” and as I felt his cock swell in the back of my throat, I shoved a finger in his ass, going right for the prostate…..”FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!” he thrashed, and grabbed my hand, holding it in his ass. (So much for not liking his ass played with…..LOL.)  He DID cum a lot – kind of bitter, but it was a good protein shake, so I’m not complaining.

My own cock was drooling, and he asked to watch me cum. Not one to disappoint, I took four or five deliberate strokes of my cock and shot my load on his cock. I ate that up too.

He left with a smile on his face, and hit me up on Yahoo 15 minutes later….”Damn dude, that was fuckin good.” 
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Monday, December 19, 2011

Fun fuck on the road....

While travelling for business in the south last weekend, I hopped on Grindr out of sheer boredom. I was outside of a b-market city, but not interested in getting into the rental car and doing the stand-n-pose thing at a bar.

I got hit up by a local guy who had good stats - 6' 175# and a nice picture of him in the gym. We had decent banter back and forth, and then he sent me this:


Yes. I could see diving face first into that hairy ass. So, after a bit of negotiation back and forth, I invited him over. He asked that I run out to get lube, so as to save time. Sure thing.

He got over to my hotel just a little after midnight (I saved his photos whilst waiting - why not), and was actually cuter than his photographs would have led one to believe. He made out well, and we were pretty compatible. Kissing worked quite well and got me hard pretty quickly. He noticed the tent in my gymshorts (why bother with underwear?) and began sucking me through the fabric.

As we moved to the bed, he straddled me and I noticed a nice bulge in his jeans. As I got him out of his pants, I noticed his VERY hairy legs and ass. No sooner was he free from his jeans than his mouth found his way to my cock. We 69'd for easily 10 minutes without coming up for air. He was hungry for my cock, and I was happily lapping at his hairy hole. He'd moan, which would send vibrations down my cock, and vice versa....I'd moan into his hole which got him moaning. All good. And probably got my noisy neighbors attention. It's OK, I heard their 2 minutes of passion.

Anyway, back to his hairy ass in my face, I managed to get a few (2? 3?) fingers in his hole once it was opened up with spit. His cock leaked precum like a sieve. Soon, he came up for air, began to make out with me and then sat down on my cock. We agreed he needed more lube, so he went down on me again. Sat down on me again, and took it like a fucking champ. I could feel the hair on his ass, I could feel his prostate against the head of my cock. AWESOME....and he rode cock like a baptist preacher's daughter - with a hunger.

He turned around without coming off my cock and rode my cock. It didn't take long for me to get off - I began moaning and blasting in his hole. Feeling my cock swell, and his ass get sloppy, he shot off across my chest. Once he came down from the fuck, he asked me if I had actually cum in his ass. We never discussed it .... I just figured the way he was riding and moaning, it would be RUDE to suggest I do anything but finish the job I was in process.

We laid there and chatted for a while, finally drifting off to sleep. Around 6:30A, I was hard again, and woke him up with a cock in his ass. He was grateful for me having lubed my cock, and took it .... moaning, begging for me to fuck him harder. I came twice....we finally passed out again.

Around 10A, again, hard, I woke his ass up (literally), by pushing in with just spit. The friction from the hair around his ass was just too good to waste by lubing up. After a few strokes, I felt guilty and lubed up....and then WRECKED his hole. He shot all over the place, I planted another load in his fuckchute.

4 loads in his hole in 10 or so hours. And, quite honestly, a supremely nice guy. Refreshing - a good fuck and good energy.

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Thursday, November 24, 2011

At least he was obedient, for the most part

So, I was hit up on the app geared toward scruffy men by a guy about 7 miles away the other night. 6' 155#, 32 y/o. OK, a little skinnier than I generally go for (I like beef), but I figured what the hell. He talked a good game - telling me that he wanted to be my boy, wanted me to control him, that he would do as told.  Holiday weeks are always crazed, and I needed stress relief.  He told me he'd be waiting for me bent over the bed, in a jockstrap and his harness. Door unlocked, ignore his barking dogs. OK.

Rule #1: If you live on a dark street and you're waiting for me to come fuck your hole, turn on the damn light showing your house number. Nothing is more annoying than driving aimlessly down a street of tract homes unable to see house numbers.

Rule #2: If your dogs are so fucking yappy that they NEVER shut up during a fuck session, consider getting them a muzzle. I don't want to hear them, and neither do your neighbors.

I had told him en route that he was to only speak when spoken to. He had spent the day on the app begging me for my piss. I told him that I'd consider it. He asked for permission to jerk mid day- I told him that until I was done with his hole, he was to keep his hands off his cock. Yes, I can be a dom when I want to be.

I get there, fumble through the neighborhood and park in his drive. Open the door, and as if on que the dogs start in. I walk up to his bedroom, see him there and go over and spit on his hole as I walk up. He says, "Thank you sir," and I grab him by his harness and put my arm around his throat - tight. I remind him that he is to only speak when spoken to. I tell him to stay there, and proceed to the bathroom and take a long piss. I was making a point - I was running this show.

When I returned to the bedroom, I put him on his knees and had him service me through my jeans. Then with one hand made him open my pants and service me through my jockstrap. The guy was eager. Responsive.

I removed my own pants, and then sat on his face. He sputtered a bit - unsure of how to properly eat a hole. Odd. I would think a raging bottom would instinctively know what feels good. Keeping his head pressed against the bed, I started face fucking him with my cock, pulled out from my jockstrap. He struggled. Annoyed, I got on my back on the bed and ordered him to suck my cock.

OK, guys, if you're going to advertise as a cocksucking bottom, you damn well better be a cocksucking bottom. He never went down to the root without my hand on the back of his head holding him there. He sputtered. He struggled to breathe. He was hyperventilating. The dom in me was turned on, but my cock was annoyed. He went to touch his cock through his jock and got slapped. He got slapped when he came up for air and didn't thank me. I never had to correct him twice for the same thing....until....

I told him it was time for me to fuck his hole. If you're going to play sub, BE FUCKING SUB! He wouldn't let me get him in a comfortable position. He wouldn't relax his fucking hole. I'm thick, but I'm not anaconda thick.

After far too many attempts to get in his hole, I laid back and ordered him to ride me. He managed to get my cock in his hole this way, and I took control of his body, using him like a fleshjack. I could feel the cum start to boil in my balls, and made a fatal mistake - I started to groan as my cock head swelled. He knew he was about to get my cum and jumped off. Fucker. I'm smarter than you, asshole.....I grabbed his face, held him by the side of it, where I knew I was holding his eye open. Then, 6 volleys of cum shot from my cock. Impressive for me, I'm generally 1-2 volleys than a long run. I know that at least 3 of those volleys went right in his eye. One way or the other, you WILL take my cum. He asked for permission to cum and was denied, and reminded that he would only speak when spoken to.

He was silent as I cleaned myself and then shoved the rag in his mouth. I got dressed and threw him a salute. As I left ~40 minutes after I got to his house, his dogs were still yapping.



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Thursday, November 3, 2011

Good fuck ... and career coaching

I had posted on CL last night looking for dick up my hole. I'll get back to the story of the botched orgy I attended. But, I got this photograph when I got home:


And that cock looked delicious. So, I hit him up tonight. His email indicated he's a grad student. He was home, and invited me over tonight.

One mile later, I was pulling his sweatpants down to his ankle. A nice fat cock soft turned into a HOT fat cock hard. Nice low hanging balls that slapped against my chin when he would lift up from the hodge-podge, mismatched chair he sat in. He kissed reasonably well for an early 20s guy. Not a hair on his chest - which generally isn't my thing but worked on him. Finally after about 10 minutes he went to get lube to fuck me.

There's something about a kid in his early 20s and his naivety. He went down to his living room floor for me to ride his cock, but remained semi upright leaning against the chair. Really? Lay down boy. Let me do the work. After some botched attempts, I finally told him I'd let him do the work.

I got on my back and he shoved his fat cock into my hole....stretching me wide open. A hit of Jungle Juice helped matters along, and I was loving his cock. Like most 20 somethings, he lasted not nearly long enough before his breathing increased and he abruptly pulled out to shoot. What?!?! Well, he gets off on the show. He's a shooter - good show.

I get dressed, taking my cue. Well, not so much....he wants to chat, which was sweet. Turns out he needed a big brother. But, among things one should not say to the guy he just fucked:

"Wow. You must have gone to High School in the 90s. What was THAT like?"

Nice kid, GREAT cock....worth a repeat....but maybe with his face in the pillow afterward.
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Thursday, October 20, 2011

Conference sex

It's true. When the fag is away the fag will play.

I've had a conference fuckbud for the past few years. He now has a boyfriend, and played coy last night. I was horny and wanted a hole to pound.

As the evening drew to a close I had him come back to my room to "cuddle." 30 minutes later we were groping each other and stroking cocks. I pushed his head down under the covers and forced my cock down his throat. He's a total bottom pig.....in sheeps clothing. I have to take my hat off to him - he sucks cock like a fat kid eats candy. He enjoys getting his face fucked. And choked. So, I grabbed the poppers from my dopp kit and went to town.

As he was getting me close to cumming, he sat down on my cock. Kind of unexpected. Then he had me finger him until he shot a nice thick load. Went back to bed.

We'll see if there is a repeat tonight.

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Monday, October 17, 2011

Recycled fuck

Earlier tonight, I was dealing with iPhone issues (PS: iOS 5 is great, but the battery issues SUCK ASS.)  and cruising on MH. A guy I had fucked on and off a year or so ago hit me up - we bantered back and forth for a good hour before I finally got him to agree to come over and lay some pipe.

He's about 5'9" 180 - solid, mod hairy, mid 30s. Good smile. Fuck....and a GREAT cock. Thick. Hard as a fucking ROCK.

He wasn't in me for much more than 5 minutes before that fuckstick had me shooting all over myself without touching my cock. FUCKIN A! Pure and simple - great fuck.

And a sustainable one! Want cum, get cum....waste not.

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