You bet.
Thursday, January 27, 2011
Do you sext? If so, what's the dirtiest text you ever sent someone?
Of course. Dirtiest - "Who is gonna eat my load out of your ass before your wife sees the stains on your underwear?"
Monday, January 3, 2011
It's better to undersell
So I've been chatting with a guy on the other side of town for a while now. His profiles keep popping up, and his videoed cumshots are pretty damn hot. He lives with his partner, but finally had time for me to come down to his place today.
It was a 40 minute drive across town to get to his place and I was admonished to park on the side of the house, not in front. Doing as I was told, I arrived......rang the bell and he answered in boxer briefs and a tshirt. Twink porn was playing on the tv in the living room, a copy of "Freshmen" was on the couch and 2 cats were wandering back and forth. If he likes twinks.....what the FUCK am I doing here?
As we started to make out things got better.....we both got hard, and I dropped to my knees to pull out his cock. He has an interesting cock.....whoever did his circumcision left 3/4 of the foreskin. It was fun to suck him.....he precame quite a bit, and his balls...while tight still slapped my chin. I stood up, shared his precum with him, which he really got into. He led me back to the bedroom, where he had already spread a towel across the bed.
I immediately stripped naked and enjoyed the reaction of my cock flopping out. He slack jawed, so I took the opportunity to fuck his face. I reached and played with his nipples, which he seemed to enjoy. He kept his shirt on, which was annoying....I could feel a hot layer of man fur. I went back to working on his cock and before long he told me that we had to slow down. I took the opportunity to get on my back, and demanded that he get rid of the t-shirt, which wasn't hiding his extra 20#, just obstructing my access to his hairy chest.
He grabbed the lube from the nightstand, and applied it to my hole and his rod. Then, he tried to penetrate my taint. Dude....it's a hole, and I'm white.....you should be able to find it in a fully lit room. With some help, I got him in, and he began slowly working his cock back and forth. Literally within 45 seconds...his breathing got labored....and he slammed balls deep in me. His cock gave some powerful pulses and he grunted like he meant it. "load one" he finally uttered as he slowly churned his cum in my chute. It felt great and I pulled him in closer and began making out with him.
As we made out, I grabbed his hip bones and began fucking myself with him. Another 3 minutes later, he said, "I'm gonna cum again dude...." and I asked him if he wanted me to cum with him. "Yeeee....ssss....." he hissed as he tried to hold back. As I bore down on his cock, he grunted, which sent the first volley of cum from my cock. He howled again, dumping load number two. After he was done, I held him in there, and enjoyed the reaction of tightening and loosening my hole around his cock while he came down from the orgasm.
Fairly soon thereafter, he pulled out, and I got dressed. 15 minutes after my arrival, I was back in my car....2 loads in.
SO, 2 loads....awesome.
10 minutes of fucking with a 40 minute drive each way.....not so awesome.
Lesson: Dudes, under promise. Over deliver. This guy promised at least an hour of fucking.........I doubt he's EVER done that. Still, fun dick. I just would have preferred to let him do the driving. LOL.
Ask me anything! Q&A.
It was a 40 minute drive across town to get to his place and I was admonished to park on the side of the house, not in front. Doing as I was told, I arrived......rang the bell and he answered in boxer briefs and a tshirt. Twink porn was playing on the tv in the living room, a copy of "Freshmen" was on the couch and 2 cats were wandering back and forth. If he likes twinks.....what the FUCK am I doing here?
As we started to make out things got better.....we both got hard, and I dropped to my knees to pull out his cock. He has an interesting cock.....whoever did his circumcision left 3/4 of the foreskin. It was fun to suck him.....he precame quite a bit, and his balls...while tight still slapped my chin. I stood up, shared his precum with him, which he really got into. He led me back to the bedroom, where he had already spread a towel across the bed.
I immediately stripped naked and enjoyed the reaction of my cock flopping out. He slack jawed, so I took the opportunity to fuck his face. I reached and played with his nipples, which he seemed to enjoy. He kept his shirt on, which was annoying....I could feel a hot layer of man fur. I went back to working on his cock and before long he told me that we had to slow down. I took the opportunity to get on my back, and demanded that he get rid of the t-shirt, which wasn't hiding his extra 20#, just obstructing my access to his hairy chest.
He grabbed the lube from the nightstand, and applied it to my hole and his rod. Then, he tried to penetrate my taint. Dude....it's a hole, and I'm white.....you should be able to find it in a fully lit room. With some help, I got him in, and he began slowly working his cock back and forth. Literally within 45 seconds...his breathing got labored....and he slammed balls deep in me. His cock gave some powerful pulses and he grunted like he meant it. "load one" he finally uttered as he slowly churned his cum in my chute. It felt great and I pulled him in closer and began making out with him.
As we made out, I grabbed his hip bones and began fucking myself with him. Another 3 minutes later, he said, "I'm gonna cum again dude...." and I asked him if he wanted me to cum with him. "Yeeee....ssss....." he hissed as he tried to hold back. As I bore down on his cock, he grunted, which sent the first volley of cum from my cock. He howled again, dumping load number two. After he was done, I held him in there, and enjoyed the reaction of tightening and loosening my hole around his cock while he came down from the orgasm.
Fairly soon thereafter, he pulled out, and I got dressed. 15 minutes after my arrival, I was back in my car....2 loads in.
SO, 2 loads....awesome.
10 minutes of fucking with a 40 minute drive each way.....not so awesome.
Lesson: Dudes, under promise. Over deliver. This guy promised at least an hour of fucking.........I doubt he's EVER done that. Still, fun dick. I just would have preferred to let him do the driving. LOL.
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Mounted by the Mounties
While on vacation I checked in on Recon.com and was approached by a hot 32yo Canadian Ginger muscle guy, 5'11 210# with a shaved head and nice full hairy chest. He was a few miles from me, also in a hotel, and was with his partner. The partner was mid 30s, 6' and about 165. Kind of lean, lightly hairy. Our conversation started late in the evening, and we agreed to meet up the next day.
The muscle guy told me to meet his partner at a bar in the mid afternoon. Here is a peeve - if you tell me exactly where to be, and are somewhere else - don't get pissy with me that I'm not a mind reader. His partner was on the other side of the busy bar, and looked nothing like the dim photo I had been sent. But alas, we found each other, and the muscle guy showed up. We quickly left the bar and I called for a cab. We climbed in the back - me as the monkey in the middle.
I played with their hairy legs on the way back....the muscle guy was all about touching me, his partner seemed like he was a bit nervous or introverted. It struck me as a bit odd, but we ran with it. I was hard by the time we started approaching their hotel, and willed it down before walking through the lobby. As we entered the elevator, I was careful to place myself behind muscle guy, and began massaging his ass with 3 straight guests right there. He grabbed my hardon.
We wasted no time when we got back to the room. It was probably obvious that I was more into the muscle guy than his partner. Such is life......muscle guy pulled me in for an awesome kiss that got me rock hard. He too got hard, pushed me back onto the bed and pinned me down, while his partner disappeared into the bathroom. We made out, he tore my clothes off and had my muscular legs wrapped around his meaty hairy ass. We both began to sweat quickly......then his partner came back into the room.
Muscle guy got off of me and said, "Eat his ass boy" to his partner. With that, my legs were thrown into the air, and held there by the muscle guy as he got his cock into my willing mouth. Muscle guy lacked an impressive cock, but the scene was hot enough to make up for it. I sucked for a good 5 minutes and was rewarded with a steady stream of precum. Without much notice he pushed his partner away from my now wet hole and got between my legs.
Hocking a glob of spit onto my hole, he lined up his cock. His partner came around the side and began making out with me as I got this raw Canadian cock in me. Muscle guy began to pound without mercy right from the start. I tasted my musky ass on the tongue of the partner. Again, without much notice muscle guy pushed his partner away, began making out with me, and lifted me off the bed and began pounding, as deep as he could go. His eyes focused on mine....he was intense, his cock purposeful and I knew what was about to happen......
"FUCCCCCCCKKKKKKK........FUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKK........TAKE MY FUCKING LOAD, CUNT BOY..........FUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKK........."
He slammed his cock to the base and I felt at least 7 distinct pulses. As he caught his breath, he said, "Get off the floor boy.....finish this man off." as he pulled out of me and moved me over on the bed. Muscle guy laid next to me, as his partner lined his LONG cock up against my hole. It was about 8.5 long, but on the slim side. I know, I want it all......but I prefer average length with extra girth over length without matching girth. :). Partner puts his cock in tentatively, and muscle guy bellowed, "I said finish this man off boy......fuck like you mean it."
Muscle guy made out with me while his partner began throwing me a decent fuck. I felt the load in my ass getting frothy, and then felt muscle guy stroking my rock hard cock. It was all too much and I began to shoot - hard - hitting our chins as we made out.
The partner immediately withdrew having not shot. Muscle guy ushered me to the shower.....where he ate his load out of my hole, then made out with me. Partner just sat in a side chair.......turns out he's a total sub and isn't allowed to cum unless told.
All in all.....fucking hot, and doing my part for US-Canadian relations.
Ask me anything! Q&A.
The muscle guy told me to meet his partner at a bar in the mid afternoon. Here is a peeve - if you tell me exactly where to be, and are somewhere else - don't get pissy with me that I'm not a mind reader. His partner was on the other side of the busy bar, and looked nothing like the dim photo I had been sent. But alas, we found each other, and the muscle guy showed up. We quickly left the bar and I called for a cab. We climbed in the back - me as the monkey in the middle.
I played with their hairy legs on the way back....the muscle guy was all about touching me, his partner seemed like he was a bit nervous or introverted. It struck me as a bit odd, but we ran with it. I was hard by the time we started approaching their hotel, and willed it down before walking through the lobby. As we entered the elevator, I was careful to place myself behind muscle guy, and began massaging his ass with 3 straight guests right there. He grabbed my hardon.
We wasted no time when we got back to the room. It was probably obvious that I was more into the muscle guy than his partner. Such is life......muscle guy pulled me in for an awesome kiss that got me rock hard. He too got hard, pushed me back onto the bed and pinned me down, while his partner disappeared into the bathroom. We made out, he tore my clothes off and had my muscular legs wrapped around his meaty hairy ass. We both began to sweat quickly......then his partner came back into the room.
Muscle guy got off of me and said, "Eat his ass boy" to his partner. With that, my legs were thrown into the air, and held there by the muscle guy as he got his cock into my willing mouth. Muscle guy lacked an impressive cock, but the scene was hot enough to make up for it. I sucked for a good 5 minutes and was rewarded with a steady stream of precum. Without much notice he pushed his partner away from my now wet hole and got between my legs.
Hocking a glob of spit onto my hole, he lined up his cock. His partner came around the side and began making out with me as I got this raw Canadian cock in me. Muscle guy began to pound without mercy right from the start. I tasted my musky ass on the tongue of the partner. Again, without much notice muscle guy pushed his partner away, began making out with me, and lifted me off the bed and began pounding, as deep as he could go. His eyes focused on mine....he was intense, his cock purposeful and I knew what was about to happen......
"FUCCCCCCCKKKKKKK........FUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKK........TAKE MY FUCKING LOAD, CUNT BOY..........FUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKK........."
He slammed his cock to the base and I felt at least 7 distinct pulses. As he caught his breath, he said, "Get off the floor boy.....finish this man off." as he pulled out of me and moved me over on the bed. Muscle guy laid next to me, as his partner lined his LONG cock up against my hole. It was about 8.5 long, but on the slim side. I know, I want it all......but I prefer average length with extra girth over length without matching girth. :). Partner puts his cock in tentatively, and muscle guy bellowed, "I said finish this man off boy......fuck like you mean it."
Muscle guy made out with me while his partner began throwing me a decent fuck. I felt the load in my ass getting frothy, and then felt muscle guy stroking my rock hard cock. It was all too much and I began to shoot - hard - hitting our chins as we made out.
The partner immediately withdrew having not shot. Muscle guy ushered me to the shower.....where he ate his load out of my hole, then made out with me. Partner just sat in a side chair.......turns out he's a total sub and isn't allowed to cum unless told.
All in all.....fucking hot, and doing my part for US-Canadian relations.
Ask me anything! Q&A.
Not Quite my usual
The second night of my trip, another guest at the resort (I like staying at clothing optional gay places....its fun) was hitting on me. Having seen his grindr profile, I knew he was all bottom: "seeking to give expert service to others.....my partner likes it."
At 2a, hormones took hold and he began playing with my cock in the hot tub. We took it back to my room, where I forced him to the tile floor and choked him. Multiple times. He kept gagging....and the more he gagged the harder I got. I grabbed the belt on my bed, and lifted him to his feet, bending him over the bed. With the belt in hand, I began beating his ass, which got him rock hard........
I fed him some poppers (jungle juice) and began eating his hole. It was obvious that he had experience, but it was still pretty tight. Grabbing some gun oil, I began fingering his hole. Once satisfied that he was stretched enough (3 fingers) I lined my cock up with his smooth hole and slowly pushed in. His hole sucked me in..........it was hard not to go in too fast.
The fuck was standard......he was good. I verbally degraded him and belted his ass pretty hard. As I felt my cum churn, I decided to shoot on his face, which caught him off guard. As I pulled out, he begged me to fist him and allow him to cum.
My closed fist went in and out of his hole with amazing ease. He shot up his chest in about 2 minutes, and then went to reach for a towel. I refused him that pleasantry in a sadistic streak.....I said, "No, take your used hole and my seed back to your partner."
In the morning, his partner thanked me pool side for using his "husband" - by licking my hole. Awwww.
Ask me anything! Q&A.
At 2a, hormones took hold and he began playing with my cock in the hot tub. We took it back to my room, where I forced him to the tile floor and choked him. Multiple times. He kept gagging....and the more he gagged the harder I got. I grabbed the belt on my bed, and lifted him to his feet, bending him over the bed. With the belt in hand, I began beating his ass, which got him rock hard........
I fed him some poppers (jungle juice) and began eating his hole. It was obvious that he had experience, but it was still pretty tight. Grabbing some gun oil, I began fingering his hole. Once satisfied that he was stretched enough (3 fingers) I lined my cock up with his smooth hole and slowly pushed in. His hole sucked me in..........it was hard not to go in too fast.
The fuck was standard......he was good. I verbally degraded him and belted his ass pretty hard. As I felt my cum churn, I decided to shoot on his face, which caught him off guard. As I pulled out, he begged me to fist him and allow him to cum.
My closed fist went in and out of his hole with amazing ease. He shot up his chest in about 2 minutes, and then went to reach for a towel. I refused him that pleasantry in a sadistic streak.....I said, "No, take your used hole and my seed back to your partner."
In the morning, his partner thanked me pool side for using his "husband" - by licking my hole. Awwww.
Ask me anything! Q&A.
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